Temper Tantrum

WHAT is this person doing in our apartment? And why do you’ve better things to do than blogging??

Only for 4 days”. Does she really think she can impress me with her sweetest voice?

I better throw a tantrum to tell her my opinion.

I guess the intruder is gone now? Don’t get me wrong, she sure is a nice person, but Mom doesn’t live up to our service standards!

 

A cozy cat bed DIY

I must be crazy that I spent so much time and effort on catifying our apartment: it’s actually very easy to make cats happy.

Apparently, cats love uneven surfaces with bumps. So instead of hanging on the sofa as such, Tessa really appreciates when I give her two pillows.

Cat prefers cup-shaped beds

It’s important that the “lower” pillow is next to the backrest. That way, she gets a cup-shaped bed on three sides: the backrest, armrest and the difference in height between the upper and the lower pillow.

how to arrange pillows the way cats like them

Tessa: Hello? Good for you that you’re so full of yourself, but the most important feature of a bed is actually privacy!

cat is annoyed because I take too many pictures

 

Kamikaze Catwalk

Tessa here. Mom was so happy when she read all your compliments on our Catwalk. She sure did a good job, BUT I want to point out that I’m the chief designer!

Here’s Mom’s original version: two wall shelves, connected with some sort of weird bridge. Kajsa was very interested. Many of you know that we call her the Queen of Indecision as she’s very careful and needs a lot of time to make up her mind.

This picture is Kajsa in a nutshell: she stands on 3 legs, moving one foreleg forward, pretending to take the next step…

… only to take her paw back.

And forward. And back. And forward. And maybe, or maybe not, go one step. She was standing there for over an hour, moving her foreleg back and forth, until she decided that it’s not safe to walk on this bridge. At least for now. After a small break, she can continue with her decision-making progress for another hour.

Our human doesn’t take Kajsa’s indecision issues seriously as Kajsa always needs a lot of time to make up her mind. When she finally left the lower shelf, it was my turn to inspect Mom’s work. (Sigh. It’s not only our human who’s running out of patience when it gets to indecisive cats!) I had a look at the bridge, put 1 foot on it, and knew immediately that it won’t carry me. I left. Done.

When Mom saw me turning away, she knew that she’d have to come up with a different solution. So here’s what you saw yesterday: 3 wall shelves.

What did I say? I’m the chief designer! Ok, Mom frames it slightly differently, “if kamikaze cat is concerned about the Laws of Physics, it has to be really dangerous”, but the result is the same. I’m the chief designer. Now, where’s my paycheck?

 

If looks could kill

Kajsa: that’s me, casually chilling on The Grand Catwalk.

Kajsa: What, Mom? Just because I never hang out on this particular shelf doesn’t mean that I’m up to something?

Kajsa: Ok ok, I give in. I admit that I don’t like Tessa occupying my favorite spot. So I thought I could teach her a lesson by blocking her.

Tessa: Maybe looks can kill?

 

I spy with my little eye

I’m still amazed that our “cat prison” is so unostentatious. Of course it’s not invisible, but I guess that many people passing our house have never noticed it.

catproof your balcony with an invisible net

Keep in mind that our balcony is at the center of attention on this picture. I first wanted to show the exterior wall as a whole, but didn’t feel comfortable displaying our house. So you’ve to take my word that our balcony doesn’t really stick out if you don’t focus on it.

The net is actually really invisible, but you can see the poles. I originally wanted to buy adjustable metallic poles, but I’m glad I listened to Karin from the Catio Tales who advised me on getting wooden poles. Metallic poles are not only more expensive and visible, but also harder to work with. I did pay a little extra to get high-qualitative wood: the poles are designed for fences and will thus withstand snow and rain (famous last words?). I paid about 70 € ($80) for the wood.

 

What we kept secret in our interview

cats that got interviewed by a magazine

We are superstars! Mom was surprised when the Funny Farmer Felines asked us to give an interview for the magazine Mousebreath. Why was she so surprised? We’re most beautiful and clever – no wonder that major magazines are standing in line to get an interview with us!

Our human isn’t as gorgeous as we, but she sure will also become famous one day – in her own niche so to say: she’d do great on comedy and epic fail shows!

Let’s take the question How did you all come to live together? as an example. We already shared a funny misunderstanding in our interview, but there’s more to the story: the staff of our shelter had a good laugh after Mom’s first visit.

Our human is very afraid of spiders and hoped that cats, being brave predators, would exterminate all eight-legged devils. Can you believe that she actually asked the staff if they had ever seen us chasing spiders?? Now, shelters are certainly used to weird questions, but they never had someone asking for a spider executioner. Oh yes, you bet we all had a blast!

Tessa with her most evil laughter

In case you’re wondering: we are indeed interested in spiders, but we hardly ever kill them. You all know that we cats love to play with our prey. We often catch spiders, but we won’t kill them right away because we want to play with them first. However, spiders are very fast and often manage to escape alive. Bah.

It’s hard to believe, but Mom doesn’t appreciate our attempts to save her life. She says that she was better off when she knew where the spider was. Knowing that a dangerous spider is hiding somewhere in our apartment freaks her out. Humans! A really ungrateful race. Oh, and on a sidenote: there’s no toxic spiders in Finland – Mom’s hysterical for no reason.

You can read the full interview here: Tessa and Kajsa from Helsinki . We want to thank the Funny Farmer Felines for their great work!

 

A Peeing Heart

Are your humans as silly as ours? Mom got really excited when she found a heart in our litter tray.

I found a heart in my cats litter tray

Of course she had to get her cell to take a picture! Humans are so weird. Mom always washes her hands after scooping our litter tray, but touching the screen of her smartphone while cleaning litter trays is of course something totally different.

Why again do humans laugh about cat logic? The logic of cat owners is far more bizarre!

 

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