We need your help!

… and now to the worst part of Mamma’s trip: she was cheating on us!!! I mean, we may tolerate her temporary dog thing – as the wise King Spitty said

If she wants affection, she can get a dog.

Now… this awful friend of hers did not only have two dogs, but also two cats. Ok, Jeanny on the left picture is ok. We actually like her because she’s been stressing Mamma around before we were even born!

Mama geht fremd

This tomcat Camillo however…

süßer kater

…..

katze markiert mich

Bah! The Critters In The Cottage have already offered their help, but we want to ask all of you: what was your best revenge? We’ve to put our paws down NOW. Mamma can’t get away with this foolish behavior.

In the doghouse

Dear feline friends,

we couldn’t believe our noses when Mamma got home from her stupid trip. We sniffed a lot when we greeted her. (Oops. We lied on our last post. We both got excited when Mamma came finally home. We were too ashamed to admit that we didn’t ignore her) We didn’t like what we smelled though: DOGS!! We had a look at her camera today and we are still in shock.

husky und strassenhund

…. and have a look at this stupid dog! He’s playing it way too easy with Mamma! Bah. Disgusting.

hund besser als eine katze

verrückter hund

… and it gets even worse. She was also snuggling with other cats!! We’ve some hard evidence, but we’ll post the cat pictures tomorrow. We need a break for now. This is too much for us.

Whatever

So Mamma is back from her trip. Whatever.

langhaarige katze bauch

niedliche langhaarige katzen

SPOILER “Whatever” they’re saying – both were so happy to see me!! I think you know how I felt when I saw their excitement.

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When the human’s away

So what are we poor abandoned cats doing?

katze im karton

Hehehehe. What we want!

katze mit kulleraugen

Damn. Mamma called and asked how we are doing. Now she knows that we’re just fine. Those guilt trips won’t work anymore. On the bright side – she’s green with envy that Kajsa’s now snuggling with grandpa and granny. Hehehe. I mean, what did she expect? That she’s the one and only???

We’re abandoned

WHAT??? Mamma is going away for some days and leaves us with strangers. She says we’re hysterical, because a) those ‘strangers’ are her parents, and b) we’ve lived with them for 4 weeks now.

Bah. Since when do cats accept rational explanations? Fact is: she’s abandoning us, and she’ll pay for this.

grumpy cat in a box

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Furious Freaky Friday – Mamma is angry

smeg fridge and catsOh oh. I’ll better stay on the fridge today, because Mamma is very angry.

This is not fair – we were only playing with granny’s wonderful scratching surface. I mean, what other purpose could paper on walls possibly have? Turned out that humans call this wallpaper, but we still don’t know why Mamma is furious. After all, it’s not hers either, and grandpa’s having a blast. ­

Mamma: I know, I warned you. I didn’t like that you got this expensive wallpaper only a week before we arrived. But still. Why couldn’t they destroy the cheap wallpaper??
Grandpa: My dear child, we’re talking about cats! Cats are divine and very picky. They’d never go for the cheap stuff.
Mamma (laughing): Well, at least they haven’t destroyed your new expensive sofa.
Grandpa: Yet. They still have time.

Dear feline friends – don’t you agree that Mamma’s just hysterical? We were only doing what we were supposed to do! Now …. what’s that sofa talk about?? We didn’t know it was expensive…

It was the guy next to me

cat fells painting

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Ghosts in the dark

Why this place is better than ours, part IV

katze schläft im kleiderschrank

perfekter schrank für eine katze

So we poor cats are banned from the big closet, but the humans don’t mind that we’re using this cupboard. Ok, they gave up because we can open the doors, but whatever the reason – it’s ours.

Granny can’t understand why I like to sleep inside the closet, because there aren’t any pillows. Isn’t she sweet and innocent?

I’m not only sleeping there, but also doing some important cat household chores. So many things to discover, mess up and throw down! But the best is still to come: the cupboard is in granny’s bedroom! That’s why I’m usually tidying at night. It’s so much fun to scare granny that I can’t resist.

VERY weird human behavior

Dear feline friends,

we all know that humans are weird, but Mamma’s new hobby is beyond imagination. Her shrink is on a holiday and we’re struggling to survive. Here’s what happened:

  1. A company prints a picture and destroys it.
    So far, so good, we felines understand the pleasure of destruction.
  2. Mamma buys the broken picture and spends a lot of time repairing it.
    Eh… ???
  3. We mustn’t touch it AT ALL, because she’s afraid we’ll ruin her work.
    But why did she buy 1500 pieces in the first place when she wants one big piece??
  4. Once she’s done, she’s very proud. And destroys it again. We’re not allowed to help her, because she’s afraid that one piece will be missing when the next human repairs the picture again.
    Do you really need a comment on this one?

jan van haasteren puzzle

I did my best to get my paws on that thing and tried several techniques. I studied (more…)

The forbidden closet

Why this place is awful, part I

Bah. That’s me in front of a huge closet. I’d love to spend a lot of time there, because it’s a great place to hide, wreck and scare granny. Oh, and to fur up, of course.

katze darf nicht in den kleiderschrank

Unbelievable, but the humans don’t want us to be in the closet. It has something to do with (more…)

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