Once upon a time our human forgot our favorite treats in her handbag. I regularly check her bag ever since – you never know, do you? I’m sure our human’s brain is a colander because she’s so forgetful and often confused.
Shoot – has she cleaned her ears or since when can she hear what I’m doing here?
Stop complaining, human. The one who can’t do elegant pull-ups has no business telling me that I get way too many treats.