Tessa’s 15 minutes of fame
Tessa writing.
I just had to take over today, because you hurt me. Yes, YOU! All of you! You’re happy that Kajsa is getting better, but what about me? I was actually quite satisfied with Kajsa when she was sick. She didn’t boss me around AND I had Mamma for myself. Now I’m under her paw again and Mamma isn’t solely playing with me. Bah.
I made sure I had my big moment though. Mamma was cleaning the litter trays, and again, she wasn’t considering my needs. I decided that I had to pee when Mamma had emptied the last tray. I know, we cats aren’t known for being flexible, but I think it’s more important to confuse humans: it’s dangerous when they think that they’ve understood us felines. So I decided to be flexible. My litter tray is where my litter is, so I climbed on the trash can and peed. It was the perfect timing – long enough for Mamma to stare in disbelief, short enough for a picture. I also made sure to throw some litter on the floor that Mamma had just cleaned. So yes, I was quite satisfied with myself.
Mamma: P.S. Kajsa is back to normal today. She’s been playing with her ball, bossing Tessa around and stressing me a lot. She’s still eating more than she normally does, but that’s great, because she is no big eater.
June 23, 2015 @ 22:49
uh oh….bet your Mom wasn’t too thrilled with that!
June 23, 2015 @ 23:05
He. I actually didn’t mind the peeing. I couldn’t believe my eyes when I realized what she was doing, but I had a good laugh! I thought it was an excellent solution to use the litter in the trash can – much better than peeing on the floor. Ok, I was a bit annoyed to clean the floor again, but it was worth the fun.
June 24, 2015 @ 02:31
Wow, Tessa! We can’t believe you did that. You sure got your point across.
June 24, 2015 @ 11:04
Thank you. I’m still satisfied with myself. Mamma’s face was the best reward for my effort.
June 24, 2015 @ 05:31
I am sorry to hurt your feeling Tessa, I love you too. I bet you would use the toilet wirth a little training I am very impressed. You are smart and beautiful 🙂
June 24, 2015 @ 11:07
Thank you! I hope Mom stops calling me “my little Einstein” now. She said it ironically, because she thought I was a bit stupid. Bah. I’m not. I’d love to use the toilet, but Mom doesn’t want me to do that. She thinks it’s better that we use the litter tray, because she likes to keep an eye on our digestion. Bah.